* While the president of the country was fleeing to South Korea, by way of expired air, the Romanians remaining in the country were preparing to defeat the dragon, on the day of Saint George the Great Martyr. For those from ANAF and the Ministry of Finance, the verb “to win” has a special meaning, although obvious and unpleasant. We are told that not for alms “bill payers”.
With a little luck, by the time Iohannis returns to his native country, a new stadium of approximately 40,000 blocks will have been built in Galați. Sorry, I stole the scenery! It is about a 25,000-seat stadium. I’m not afraid of this semi-utopia, but of the dystopia where, God forbid, the consumption of sunflower seeds inside the stadium might be banned. How do I know?! He read me Cornetti Sandu in coffee, according to the zodiac.
* The other day, I was complaining with imaginary crocodile tears that, although the election campaign is in full swing, I still haven’t heard anything about “Galati Airport”, the one that Craftsman Manole keeps building, every 4 years, whenever he can. I was wrong. 3 days ago, a taxi driver told me that he transported one of the candidates for the head of the Galati County Council. Inevitably, among the promises made in the passenger compartment, the pigeon of the new airport from Galati also escaped. Finally! I was afraid of alms, like the loser at boarding gate no. 9. I hope they don’t build it too far from the new stadium. Of course, one more will be added to the well-known excuses of the tired football teams that will visit our urban agglomeration: “It took us forever to get from the airport to the stadium!” It would be a shame to trivialize our eternal beauty, especially since the poor eternal still retains the ineffable aura of the one born in the village. May the midwife forgive me, but I couldn’t find another rhyme!
* The Catalan model of keeping tourists away from the city of Barcelona is starting to catch on here as well.
The authorities from Galaţi are thinking very seriously of co-opting the chief architect of the famous Toflea town in the tourism promotion team at the foot of the television tower near the old river. Yes, you guessed it, it’s the Gaudi A4.
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