* Romania’s national football team played a friendly match. The Colombian players did not understand the hint. They caught up later. Only after they scored 3 goals, like the suckers. The game was played away from the country, in Madrid. Or, according to Tamaș, exactly where Mutu weaned the water.
The salt and pepper of this football game were the two commentators, paid by Antena 1 according to the number of words and silly expressions spoken. They were the queens of the speech therapy ball “poetic license” and “bus station metaphor stuck in the gate”. In the second half, the finer analyst of the two chatterers said: “It was also a little offside!”. It’s as if Cristi Borcea, a demographer with a background in football, was bragging that his wife is quite pregnant.
The two talked so stupidly and a lot, that the waiter from the pescabar next door went live on Antena 1 and told him that they went to the match without paying.
At Digisport, Ilie Dumitrescu noted what we suspected: when left to their own devices, Colombians play between the lines and dashes, like Mrs. Ana Carenina from CFR. Not to be confused with the dashes that Nicolae Ciucă still scribbles, who, forgive me for my expression, speaks as he writes: heavy, anapoda and stilted. Like the former footballer Claudiu Răducanu, who used to throw himself off the notepad to impress the psychologists and the touch referees.
* Because of the football match, I had forgotten that yesterday was World Theater Day.
The musicians from Vaslui are the only artists who don’t go on stage even in their free time, so that it doesn’t seem like they’re making a drama out of it. They shy away from cheap and absurd theater like crazy drivers fleeing the police.
* They want to close our supermarkets overnight. So that employees have more time to spend with their families.
The day after tomorrow, layoffs will be characterized according to the same logic: “The good news is that Vasile was fired to spend more time with the Bundys. The even better news is that his wife boasts that Vasile has taken up writing ophthalmology literature. Vasile is unemployed, but because his odyssey must to continue, the neighbors encourage him”Homeric“.
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