The graceful Piedone put hearts on facebook. At the “Golden Apple” he also cooked liver and kidneys

1. With Burduja as PNL’s candidate for PMB, Cozmin Gușa would also have had a chance not to come in last place. Of course, Gușa plays in another league. The head of the Romanian Juda Federation (or Judo, I didn’t understand exactly) will win the elections for Cotroceni if ​​he trains his Cornu hens to say “good morning, Mr. President!” To which Cozmin, also bitten from the first hour – but not from the grains, but from the matrafox – will answer “hello Women’s Organization!” Another short and devastating one with Gușă, featured in Ancă Alexandrescu’s show. “The Americans wanted to recruit me. The Russians had the decency not to try to recruit me. The French wanted to recruit me on a weekly basis.” He is modest. The Japanese have set out to make him emperor and are trying to recruit him daily. Hour after hour, sending him the coded message “Goiter, let go of it!” Take up jiu-jitsu!”

2. “By ourselves”, this is how Ciucă and all the PNL leaders succeeded. To help USR at the Capital City Hall. Well done, Ciuca! There are already posters with General Ciucă at USR Bucharest. Dressed in red uniform. He also has pants with a whip, and a sword like Caragiale’s Ionel (the “Visita” sketch), he just needs some leggings to make him a goal scorer at CSA Steaua.

3. Do you realize what fun Dragnea and Ponta have when they see Ciolacu? In the last presidential elections, Dăncilă shared second place with Iohannis. In first place was seconded Dan Barna. And Ciolacu envied him, naturally. I think he thought to himself “what the hell is Barna hotter than me? I will show him how a professional acts when he wants to bring immense services to the party.”

4. Pedestrians rejoice. She has tears of happiness. He hasn’t cried like that since he was chopping onions in the kitchen at the “Golden Apple”. In 1988 – 1989 I used to go there with my high school friends, that’s how we did the “Different Week” and “Green Week”. Piedone is also happier than Tolontan, who enriched his dowry (guillotine) with another doctor’s head. Master chef Piedone posted a picture of six red hearts on Facebook on Tuesday evening. At “Mărul de Aur” he also cooked kidneys and liver, he was head of organs, he was above Irinel Popescu and Sinescu together.