* Finally, Galatians can breathe a sigh of relief! Please, maybe not necessarily relieved, but we can breathe, after the city dump at the foot of the TV tower caught fire. The firefighters invited to the front of the fire say that they still haven’t been able to figure out whether the fire was set by a criminal or an arsonist. According to one of my neighbors, the election campaign has started, but we are not burning garbage now. Due to the smoke released by the fire at the city’s landfill, the planes that were supposed to land at the Galati airport were redirected to the suspended parking lot of the tunnel under the Danube.
* In Cluj, the famous cartoon film “Adjective policeman, gender” was re-released under the title of “To be a policeman, be lucky to escape”.
A female police officer sprayed tear gas in the face of her colleague as he struggled to get a recalcitrant man into the ambulance. During the re-enactment, the policewoman used a nasal fly spray, on the grounds that only telenovelas are tear-gassing. The conclusion of the investigators?! Not all law enforcement agencies make honey.
* AstraZeneca has announced that it is withdrawing the anti-COVID-19 vaccine from the market. It’s like in cars: they called him into service. Romanians who didn’t get to do their mustard booster in Piața Obor are invited to the Obregia Hospital library, for the relaunch of the volume of funny poems “Crypto Syringe and Lapland Enigel”.
* A German senator, former mayor of Berlin, was hit in a library and ended up in the hospital.
The case of cultural violence is similar to the one in which Piedone was involved. The famous candidate for the capital’s mayor’s office, Cristian Popescu Piedone, was seen in a library in Alexandria. The next day, the press from Giurgiu denied the information, on the grounds that even doctors are reserved.
* Press reports that a team of engineers in Switzerland has created the solid-state battery that can be charged in one minute. “The battery is the thickness of a hair.” Or, as Snoop Dog says, there should also be an electric lawnmower that can be driven even by those with a health card.
