Read the paper for Saturday, April 27 and find out the difference between Japanese logic and Latin logic. “If anyone can do it…”.
“If anyone can do it, so can I.
“If anyone can do it, let him do it.
If no one could do it, why should I do it?”.
On the occasion of his daughter’s coming of age, Bill Gates organizes a mega party on a boat in the Caribbean Sea.
To everyone’s applause and praise, the girl undresses and jumps into the water to show everyone how beautiful and good a swimmer she is.
At one point, everyone is horrified: A shark was approaching the girl at high speed.
The girl also notices the shark and begins to swim hard towards the boat.
Bill, maddened, begins:
– A million dollars to save my girl!
No one has the courage.
– Ten million dollars! Still no one dares.
– All my wealth and my wife!
Then there is a splash in the water, the shark gets scared and runs away, and Bula appears on the deck with the girl in her arms.
– Bubble, you saved my girl! All my fortune and the girl belong to you!
– I’ll fuck you with your girl and all your wealth! Tell me who blew me away, I’ll kill him!
Leo wakes up one morning feeling really important. He goes for a walk and meets a monkey whom he asks:
– What is the most feared animal in the jungle?
The monkey, trembling, says:
– Your Majesty, lion!
Later he meets an antelope and asks:
– What is the most feared animal in the savannah?
The antelope, trembling, says:
– Your Highness from afar, lion!
Further on, the lion meets an elephant and asks:
– What is the fiercest animal in the jungle?
Like a shotgun, the elephant surrounds the lion with its trunk and starts smashing it into the trees to the left and right. And so on a few times, after which he throws him to the ground and starts jumping on him with all four of his legs. When he lets him go, the lion pulls aside, shakes off the dust, and, still dazed, says:
– And you, elephant! Just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to go out of your way!
BANK OF THE DAY | Remaining unemployed, Bula goes to the Office for Workforce Placement
Remaining unemployed, Bula goes to the Office for Workforce Placement.
– Hello, I also want a job.
– We have something very well paid, but there is a lot of work.
– No, thanks. If I have money, I spend it on booze.
– Then, we have a place where you don’t have much work, but it’s poorly paid. — Continuation here
BANK OF THE DAY | Bula calls the local newspaper in Vaslui to place an ad in matrimoniale
Bula calls the local newspaper in Vaslui to place an ad in matrimoniale.
– What would you like to write in the ad?
– “Small in stature, fat. I am looking for blondes, tall, with big breasts, exclusively for making love. No strings attached”.
– Mr. Bula, I kind of doubt that… – Continue here
BANK | Bula, at the end of the school year: “Mom, you’re a lucky woman!”
At the end of the school year, Bula says to her mother:
– Mother, you are a lucky woman!
– Why, son?
– I no longer have to… Continue here
Bank with Bubble | “Mom, mom, look: I can ride a bike with no hands!”
Bula has a new bike. One day he comes to his mother happy:
– Mother, mother, look: I can ride a bicycle without hands!
– Well done, Bula! But be careful not to fall!
A few more days pass, and Bula comes to his mother:
– Mother, mother, look: I can ride a bicycle without … – Continued here
Read other banks:
BANK OF THE DAY | One night, Bula scaredly called 112: “Hello, Salverea?!”
BANK | The mother takes her daughter to the gynecologist. The doctor writes the following diagnoses: mother-HP, daughter-HHP
BANK OF THE DAY | “50 lei for two minutes of work?”
BANK | Bula and Strula want to cross the border to Hungary, but without the customs officers catching them
BANK | Bula goes to the ophthalmologist, who shows him the letters on the blackboard: CZWNOSTAXCZ
