* Because he couldn’t remember if he switched to daylight saving time, a state secretary from our Ministry of Transport once again entered Air Schengen, taking advantage of the inattention of the flight controllers and the arrival of the Saharan dust. An opportunity for the Romanian Patriarchy to draw attention to the fact that it took the Lord’s name in the desert.
* The shopping and commercial surrealism press announces: “The first supermarket in Romania is being launched where you don’t scan the products and there are no cashiers.” The kind of store without walls, missing only the roof, the merchandise and the customers.
* My experiences rafting and shopping in the neighborhood supermarket are ineffable, but worth fixing. My favorites are the diminutives that appear when communicating with the lady at the front desk. Because we are in Easter Lent, the cashier asked me, yesterday, with biblical implication: “Do you have 30 pennies, so I can give you change?!”. Rather than report him for commercial sacrilege, I responded in kind: “YES, ma’am. More precisely, JUDA!”.
* A hotel in Ljubljana will auction the bed in which Cristiano Ronaldo slept.
We, the Romanians, should not shy away from such marketing ideas either, which could bring us countless benefits. The beginning has already been made, but it is worth insisting:
* The bed in which Diana Șoșoacă slept, during her first electoral tour, was taken out of that guesthouse, but not to be sold, but to be repaired.
* The couch where Messi almost fell asleep, if he had come to Romania with his former team, FC Barcelona, should be put on OLX. As it is done on April 1st.
* And, last but not least, if all the beds that Iohannis snored in during the last 8 years of endless dream vacation were put together, the Great Wall of China would be a water pistol by comparison.
* Employees of the High Court of Cassation and Justice will benefit from the settlement of eyeglasses, based on the doctor’s prescription. The even better news is that the judges involved in the trials in which non-consensual sexual acts are judged will be able to settle their sexual contact lenses as well, based on prescriptions issued conditionally by the family gynecologist.
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